When you talk to people outside of Tumblr and forget they don't speak the same language as you.

Me:

omfg send help I'm dying

Them:

what?!

Me:

i can't even omg

Them:

you can't even what?

Me:

I just can't even okay I just tHEY ARE TOO PERFECT IM SOBBING I CAN'T

Them:

WOW WHY ARE WE SCREAMING ALL OF A SUDDEN

Me:

I just have a lot of feelings aojhshfkndjfoejfomdvoebmo

Them:

.....what is that

Me:

my feelings on a keyboard sIGH

Them:

....riIiiiight

Me:

UGH I HATE THEM FOR DOING THIS TO ME NO THEY ARE NOT ALLOWED TO DO THIS I LITERALLY CANNOT HANDLE ALL OF THE FEELS sjkdjdncdenci

Them:

then why don't you just stop reading/watching all of that stuff if you hate them?

Me:

nO I CAN'T ARE YOU CRAZY I LOVE THEM SUHOUHVDHIFJEOFJ THEY'RE KILLING ME BECAUSE FEELINGS BUT I LOVE THEM THEY'RE MY BABIES

Them:

wow it's just fictional characters/celebrities, stop overreacting, you're being dramatic

Me:

NO OKAY YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND

Them:

I understand plenty, you're being dramatic like I said

Me:

NO YOU DON'T GET IT suchdifhrojgorgjorgjo ugh my emotions I can't take this tHEY ARE FLAWLESS

Them:

.....

Me:

literally dead omfg

Them:

Me:

SOBBING

Me:

JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL